Having said that, it's gonna be a while before I do anything non-lame, so bear with me.
Think burn-victim rejoining your softball team - there's a lot of scar tissue to be flexed, and a bunch of Hallmark representatives to fight off.
You know what? I'm fed up with being the commenter on the cool posts that the big boys throw out there. Fuck that. I'm back in town. This blog is BACK.